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YEAH FORGOT TO POST ABOUT THE CHRONICLES OF THE FREAK-DUO.
1st chapter/
Act One
It was A Death Of A Hero performance night. The performance was well, scary already with those sound effects and random scaring the shit out of people and fortunately the play ended.
We were commenting on how cool the vulgarities and enacting the collection of vulgarities we learnt from the play and how the physical theatre and the puppets used was good stuff while walking out of the performance hall.
We then saw Benjamin M.M and Moira Freak One getting all excited while thrusting her massive chest out. Mygoodness
As everyone was hanging around talking cock and (abovementioned) enacting the collection of vulgarities we learnt, we had the unfortunate honour of talking to B.M.M about the abovementioned play.
Moira Freak One was acting all hard to get, thus I just had to be nice and ask him about the play intent and I knew I should never had done such a stupid thing cause the only thing I got for being nice was being touched by B.M.M.
Of course, Moira Freak One was really positively fired up and her heart was bleeding all over, and after being beaten up real badly from the Freak One, I managed to cajole her that IT HAS NEVER CROSSED MY MIND THAT I AM PLOTTING SOMETHING TO STEAL HER B.M.M, and assured her I already have my man and I would go straight home to alcohol it after we all knew that Dettol doesent remove germs.
Act Two
Here, Cabrini Freak Two joins us in this horror story.
Apparently a still fuming Moira Freak One who mistakenly presumes I am some hussy or something decided to collaborate with Cabrini Freak Two, who dons a shockingly yellow robot earring and a skimpy dress and has a hideous HongKonger WANNABE accent and ostracize Yours Truly The Attractive Wife Of Gerard Butler.
Being ill-informed as the Freaks are, they did not have the adequate knowledge that Yours truly is named Jolyne, and not Hanna-something-something that those two Freaks jabber.
An example of their conversation I happened to overhear
(hideous HK wannabe accent) "run run! Later the Hanna come and kill us ah! So dangerous! Ahhhh!"
This is so the smartest thing they ever came up with.
As the two Freaks were busy collaborating and coming up with smart-ass sentences on the escalator, yours truly was innocently behind them with other strangers, and both Freaks spun around and started wailing.
Of course, strangers were shocked out the hell of their pants and gave the two Freaks stares in which this is the usual look people give them, and thus the continued wailing to yours truly utmost disgust and horror.
These atrocities continued from the Esplanade to City Link to City hall Mrt to Raffles City Mos Burger.
Act Three
The Freak Duo has thus decided to torment the people at Mos by shoving their huge asses and chests into the booths, together with their victims, namely Ee-wee-na, MeganBraceFace, and MrsGerardButlerJolyne.
There, they came up with the smartest and truest things they ever made up about yours truly and metaphors such as
Washing board
and
Washing machines.
And my brain size.
Being jealous of my boobs-and-brains assets, they just had to let it all out you geddit?
As yours truly perfectly knew it was a public place and that I was happily Unagi Rice Burger, I just faked nonchalance with a resolve the hantam the shit out of them at a more appropriate, later date.
/to be continued with further series of the Dead Duo.
WRITER'S NOTE: ERINA AND MEGAN DID NOT SUFFER THE RIDICULE I SUFFERED.
WILL GO TO A CORNER AND CRY.
I am wailing.
AWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!