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I.GOT.THE.CUBE

!!!!

AND I DINT ASK FOR IT!

Its all so weird when I was talking to myself at night while reading Macbeth while eating and was telling self how annoying the world has become with everyone being logical and playing the cube/solving Sudoku/getting the crosswords and word search so much faster than me and was procrastinating in a corner thinking that I'm dumb and logic-less that I get bored looking at numbers and words in Sudoku and crosswords and my mom just came back and tossed me a rubik's cube with "I heard lots of people know how to play this, so have fun solving." AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY! Alright felt shocked that my mom even knew what's rubik's cube AND saying that everyone knows how to play and I don't so felt more stupid for talking to self. Alright talking to self can be entertaining and environmentally friendly. Okay so managed to screw up the cube in 2 seconds under the pretense of trying to solve it. and because the different annoying colours can blind me with the white yellow orange red blue greenery, I managed to screw it up really badly and frazzle my brain cells. So rang up mel lin wen wei who claims to know how to solve the cube really annoyingly quickly and demanded to know how to solve the cube after I tried the Net and ended up frazzling more brain cells. Alright and I ended up messing up the cube more than ever cause I dint understand whatthehell mel was gabbling. So decided to act smart and try to make a full colour surface and spent the whole nightcummorning getting one layer white and managed to decipher the colours by 10.51am and was gloating on my smartass. Called mel again to gloat more and found out that everything was wrong #$%^&*$%^&*&^%!!! After yelling at the cube for wasting my time i made mel tell me the correct formula and here's what I got.

Form a white cross on yellow middle.

So messed up the whole cube again and started.

Form a white cross on yellow middle.

Took 5minutes 1second for that step.

I AM GETTING SOMEONE TO TEACH ME THE ENTIRE THING SO I WONT LOOK STUPID.

WHY DID MY MOM HAVE TO SAY EVERYONE COULD SOLVE IT!

>:/