Okay update w0rhzsxzsx.

WE HAD CHINESE NEW YEAR

WE HAD HILLARY (HEEWEE)'S BIRTHDAY

And valentine's coming up.

OKAAAAAAY.

I THINK RIGHT, THIS YEAR PEOPLE ARE DAMN CHEAPSKATE.

LOOK, ECONOMY SO GOOD,

STILL ZUO REN ZHE ME CHEAPSKATE AND LEAVE QUICKLY BEFORE WE ARRIVE TO (APPARENTLY) AVOID GIVING ANG POWS,

AND WHEN THEY GET CAUGHT, THEY GIVE THIS "OH DAMN" LOOK AND SURRENDER OVER A ANGPOW WITH A MEASLY, PATHETIC, CHEAPSKATE $2.

So like MENG. (except she cannot even afford a $2 one)

THIS YEAR I GROUP PEOPLE'S ANGPOW CONTENTS IN FIVE CATAGORIES:

1. VERY GENEROUS ($30-$50)
   
2. ACCEPTABLE AMOUNT ($20+)
   
3. NOT REALLY PLEASED WITH THE AMOUNT BECAUSE CAN GIVE MORE ($10+)
   
4. VERY UNHAPPY/UPSET WITH AMOUNT ($4-6)
   
5. TA MA DE, MUST WELL DON'T GIVE ($2)
   

AND RIGHT, THE WORST THING IS THAT THEY OH-SO-NICELY PACKED THE MEASLY TWO DOLLAR NOTE INSIDE A BIG, POCKET GOLD ANGPOW WITH FISHES ADORNING IT.

Must well pack in an obiang angpow right.

AND BECAUSE OF THE CONVENIENT EXCUSE THAT "EEYER, CNY GOODIES PRICES SHOOT UP SO I NEVER SERVE, SORRY AHZSXZ", MY PARENTS ARE DAMN PISSED OFF.

Tsk. Cny goodies so DIABETIC/FATTENING/HIGH IN CALORIES.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HEEWEE. (I will get your present after I get mel's HAHAHAHAHHAA)

Yah!

Omg I think hu lao shi is very amusing.

(during clit)

Me: (wave hulaoshi over) er, hulaoshi, ni zhi dao ma, wo men de xiang sheng lao shi jiao wo men zhe SAN GE ZI, neng zai zuo wen xie ma?

Hulaoshi: she me zi?

Me: erm we jue de shi fen GAN GA (turn to marie) marie you say.

Marie: (damn loudly) TA MAHHHHH DE!

Hulaoshi: (looked shocked) TA MA DE?! (this is loud.)

Me: ah, ke yi zai zuo wen xie ma?

Hulaoshi: bu ke yi! Ni yao xia si wo ma? Xie zai zuo wen?! Bu ke yi xie TA MA DE! TA MA DE shi hen chu lu, zhi you nan ren jiang TA MA DE, suo yi ne bu ke yi jiang TA MA DE!

Me: bu guo xiang sheng lao shi jiang ke yi xie TA MA DE ying wei na shi MA REN DE HUA.

Hulaoshi: bu ke yi! TA MA DE shi zai WEN HOU mu qing, ye you ren yong TA NAI NAI, gen TA MA DE yi mo yi yang, TA MA DE! Shi hen chu lu de! Ni men jue dui bu neng zai zuo wen xie TA MA DE!

Omg she is super funny HAHAHHAHAHAHHA

She told us not to say TA MA DE and she still say that like 10 TA MA DEs + TA NAI NAI.

PE SUCKS, THANKS TO MANDA AND MOIRA :l

I AM STILL PISSED ABOUT THE FOUR DAMN TESTS TOMORROW AND FRIDAY.

TA MA DE

(how is your mom?)