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Thursday, November 22, 2007

MOLESBIAN CAKE MAKING DAY : 19NOVEMBER2007

pornoyati says that we are going to make 19november every molesbian making day :]

hersheykiss, pornoyati and i (her royal zygote) met at macs at 10am,
then we went to AMKHUB NTUCextra to buy cake making ingredients,
the shit fact was that i dint bring money,
and i dint know that we were going to buy stuff what!

we spent like 40+ bucks,
and i owe pornoyati $7 (?)

great, now i owe the world A LOT OF MONEY okay :l

you know what we bought not,

6 eggs (i almost made them buy a carton of 12 eggs from japan for 5bucks)
icing sugar
flour
whipped cream

(the rest i forgot)

oh, and

10 bowls of instant cup noodles
candy canes mini
drinks
sushi

we met queen and king fface there :]

pornoyati's house is so big and cosy :D
she has a dog called POPPY
and a cat.

gmoob told everyone that she is chan's daughter
"ONE DAY, MY MUMMY CHAN AND I WAS MAKING SOONKUEH TOGETHER, THEN MY MUMMY HAD TO TAKE THE VEGETABLES OUT FROM THE CUPBOARD, THEN SHE CANNOT REACH, AND SHE STACK 20 CHAIRS TOGETHER AND TRIED TO REACH THE CUPBOARD BUT IN VAIN"

someone: "WHICH PERSON IN THE RIGHT MIND WOULD PUT VEGETABLES IN THE CUPBOARD"

gmoob: "CAN YOU ALL STOP INSULTING MY MOMMY, EVEN THOUGH MY MUMMY IS ONLY 120M SHORT, UGLY, IS A NO BRAINER AND HAS A LOUSY HAIRCUT, SHE IS STILL MY MOMMY AFTERALL, AND ITS HER OWN BUSINESS IF SHE WANTS TO PUT HER VEGETABLES IN THE CUPBOARD AS WE CANNOT AFFORD A FRIDGE RIGHT!"

omgwtfitshilarious

gmoobCHAN admits that she's chan's daughter, omf :0

oh, and her father is a bacteria.

so in the end our cake was ready after they played TWISTER and i was spinning the wheel cause i was HFing.

it was nice and chocolatey,
but it was so buttery and oily,
we had to dab it with tissue to remove the oil,
goodnessgracious it felt like awong's face,
although i dint touch it before,
it looked like it,
but we dint bring oil blotters,
and it tasted like chocolate niangao that gmoob and her MUMMY makes together,
then we decorated it with strips of baking paper that looked like tracing paper on the cake,
okay and we sprinked icing sugar on it to make it more...attractive,
then we spreaded hershey chocolate on it before shoving it into the fridge to cool down,
and we baked the molesbian logo heart cake
twisterrrrr!

gmoob and i were killing the rest with random killertwistedbuttshowingunglam poses for twister right'oh

okay fine then after forever our cake was done and frozen (sort of)
and it tasted like hard niangao
but it was nice!
happy molesbian cake day
happy molesbian cake day
happy molesbian cake day
happy molesbian cake day
well we had fun
and hershey kiss was so pissed that i ACCIDENTLY opened the door for poppy to get in,

i love you hershey.

ELDDS CAMP 20TH-21ST NOVEMBER
the speLlbounD affair

was so excited the day before, yo
packed stuff into categories
then realised that my mom threw away my bumblebee fluff bag
the rest of the bag were shit
so i just risked my life to take the luggage out from the top top cupboard
kind of sprained my wrist from the weight
then found that the luggage was big
like the kind you take for a perth trip
opened it and found the small mini luggage
"that was fabulous/pratical/cool" i thought
so i stuffed clothes/sleepingbag/my monkey head toy into it
and it fitted perfectly
although my mom/dad said that i look retarded :l

lugged it out of the car and struggling with the stairs
brought it to school
and everyone thought that there was something wrong bringing a luggage for a 1 day 1 night camp
bringing a luggage a a practical thing to do, not bimbo ):
okay fine whatever found my group there
and it was very small cause people decided to pon camp at the last minute ):
leave us for night trail ):
well my group consisted of allison, jiayu, sancia, kaili and shuqing :]
we had to make a group cheer song and a name...

THE ROYAL ZYGOTES

the royal zygotes are squeezing their way out
the royal zygotes are really having fun
we are going to dominate the world as we're the zygotes
and everyone would have BABY BONUS!

that was to the bananas in pyjamas tune :]

aliison attempted to give the sick "are you ready Z3" tone and smile
jiayu looked retarded and F-rated :D

ice breakers next :]
left three of us cause allison had to go for debate,
so we kind of merged with group one and played
cat and mouse and
wacko
they were great/sweaty
and i was so pissed at being wacker 3 times :l

cheers
we feel the arts,
we feel the spirit,
we feel the loooooooove,
WE ARE ELDDS, ELDDS!

we do the drama,
we do debate,
we do the props,
WE ARE ELDDS, ELDDS!

we're LD, we're unbelieveable,
rocking out here like little cannibals,
everything we do is unbelieveable,
unbelievable,
unbelievable,
unbelievable,
-insert booming sound-
UNBELIEVABLE!

amazing race
i was amazed that i dint flop dead tired :]
well we joined the sec fours cause our group was so small :D,
allison was the catapillar in charge person
i shall elaborate on the games :)

catapillar
it was so uncomfortable wriggling when you are having HF,
i was the first in the line cause for some PERSONAL reasons (HF)
i dint stain wriggling my pad like that :0

do you love your neighbour
this game was funny :D
i am sorry ONG for saboing you to be neighbour in the center :D
and sharon the clutchy stomach one :DD

pass the thing
this is a shopping card.
what?
this is a what?
what?
what?
this is a shopping card.
this is a shopping card.
oh.
it was so confusing,
passing the shopping card/the cabbage thing :D

gravitational pull
we did with group 4 and i love this game :D
we had to lie on each other's stomach/legs/womb(cough)/cough area and the game master had to remove the chair one by one and we had to balance on the force of 8 people reclining too, physics :D
we was the first group to break the record-100seconds
=
200 points
but the highest was around 140something
oh well,
but being first to break our own record is something :D

charades
in Mpr1
HolLywooD :D
we had to luckydip one hollywood character and act it out and people had to guess who was it :D
shuboob was JOHNNYDEPP (pirates of the caribbean)
diana was BRITNEY SPEARS (pole dancer)
cindy was keira knightley (sp?!) (that was telepathy :D)

and the rest i forgot ):

find the purple cards game
this was hard,
in the famlounge okay :0
the sec fours were so smart, they found practically all
i found all the wrong cards :D

Honey, do you love me
sickos :D
to put it short,
we had to wear some dangling saggy bra and a orange cockatoo thing
and go around the circle seducing people
"honey, do you love me?"
and the (victim) cant laugh
"i love you, but i just cant laugh"
in all we had to act like a slut and make people laugh,
and if they dont laugh (wahlaoeh) they reject you, tsk!
one sec three seduced me
it was so scary
she can act really well okay (and she made me laugh)
i tried seducing (cough) stephanie (sec three) and dao/rejected me
):

pick the rubberbands with your toes
we had to pick RUBBERBANDS with our toes and drop it onto a paper
we got 98 rubberbands in :D
and the sec fours taught us The Boob Song
especially Xin Yi :D

Do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to the floor,
do you tie them in a knot,
do you put them in a bowl,
do you hang them on your shoulder like a continential soldier,
do your boobs, do your boobs, do your boobs hang LOOOOOOOOW

the flour game
it was gross shit :0
we had to bend down in a bowl full of whitish flour water and lick/bite in the water and kiap a SWEET in your teeth and salivate into it and finally arise and start spitting flour+saliva on the floor
and the cycle repeat again
and
we were the LAST group,
thank you sancia for refilling the sweets/water :D

thats it for amazing race :D

WATER WATER WATER GAMES
we played games like
THROWER, WIZARD, GIANT,
SEEKER SNATCHER SNITCH,
WATER CATAPILLAR BALLOON
and we dint play the last game cause we wasted so much water, ms lim was angry.

oh well, so we went to bathe,
and i had my own shower cause i was having HF :D
and apparently i had a unlimited supply of water cause there was a shower head there
and i was BEATED ALIVE by the SHOWER which apparently was NOT a shower
so i scrambled out (with clothes) and grabbed a pail and filled it from the beating shower
and IT WAS NOT A MASSAGE SHOWER
its the type which BEATS YOU UP WHEN YOU DESPERATELY TRY VERY HARD TO BATHE
so i was feeling boliao and started singing and talking to myself and INFORMING myself aloud what BATHING STAGE i was at,
and tricia keep telling me to shut my trap ):
and i was yowling from being beaten ALIVE okay,
no wonder my back hurts like hell after that,
oh well so i FINALLY finished bathing and changing,
and we went for dinner in which awong talked to me about drama before dinner (hmm)

THE WORST, NIGHT TRAIL
we had this video before night trail,
and i was shivering like crazy inside shu's jacket,
what the fuck i was scared of typewriting sounds,
it went "tok tok tok tok tok tok"
i was completely freaked out from the sounds :l
okay then it was night trail,
and our group ONLY had 4 people,
so we sneaked one more torchlight for comforting reasons,
sorry seniors ):
and i wore two light sticks on my neck,
with one swiss knife ):
awong said that the lightsticks were a little obscene,
ms fazi said that it was strategically placed :0
okay fine whatever then after the horrendously scary video, we started the night trail ):

the first station was at the vineyard,
Kaili and another person was wearing those blue dresses and dragging masks on the floor, and we were creeping towards them to retrieve the clue from the mask
and Kaili just turned and started screaming in a very scary way, and i started yowling ):
kaili you are very scary ):

okay we snatched the first clue up and we ran to the canteen which at least has lights :D
then we realised that the ghosts from the family lounge has MOVED and they left medicine/bottles of water/syringes which SUGGESTED that they died from overdosage of drugs :0
then we saw them at the canteen, sancia and another girl :0
sancia kept PRESSING me to buy her gorllia toy and i was trying to persuade her that i have no money and my taste wasent in gorllias :D
they were so scary even in the canteen :0
okay fine then i was at my WITS END so i pointed out that sancia shouldent wear slippers cause it gave her away :D
then they finally started going off role,
so that wasent that scary from then on :0
sancia told me to shut up and let her continue acting ghostly :D
well they gave us some useful hints that our next place to go was the rooftop garden :D

so we went to the rooftop garden and there was eunice and her so similar as KaiLi's blue dress,
then we spotted a pair of legs and we realised that it was awong's
wahlao so spoiler then not scary already :D
eunice kept screaming for us to jump with her and she pulled allison
she almost pulled me, then i started screaming
when awong and ms fazi was there ):
then shu told me to shut up ): cause it was just eunice
oksy fine then eunice gave us our clue and she started going off role and started chatting with us
awong was apparently talking with eunice about good hair day and bad hair days and he dint understand a single but of it :D
okay so we talked cock before another group came and eunice told us to make a show about being scared and start screaming :D

we got a nun clue, so the first thing we thought of was the chapel,
great, and the ROUTE to the chapel was a SPIRAL staircase and we dint even know whether anyone was around the bend trying to scare the hell out of us,
okay so i was a coward ):
and in the end it was not the chapel cause WAY said that it was not the chapel :D

so the next place to go was the hall
omf that was seriously the scariest shit that scared the hell out of me,
we were like shining torchlights so check if there would be people there around the playground, then we heard gong gong sounds all the way BEHIND the playground
we were completely freaked out so we just stoned there and waited for help,
then we saw awong making his way to the general office and we begged him to join us for (cough) protection and he refused
"ayio, the hall not scary one, is the family lounge which is haunted"
okay fine so we just continued stoning there until WeiQing's group came along
we all went together and there were people in white dresses and hair all over their faces and they were APPROACHING US ):
they refused to talk to us when we asked them NICELY where is the clue ):
and weiqing was omfingly brave, she just leaped over this ghost which fell on the floor and grabbed the clue for her group and ours and she attempted to cross the ghost who was stoning on the floor
then the ghost just GRABBED weiqing's leg and she dint scream :0
i love you weiqing, if i had just gone there and kana grabbed, i would just faint on the spot,
not to mention that there was chalk scribbles "WATCHING YOU" and "HELP SAVE US" to freak us out
AND BLOOD STAINS.

okay so the next place to go was the gym loo
i heard this story about some portait of nude people that would move at midnight
i was so scared even after people removed the picture ):
okay then we went up the stairs with a WHOLE GROUP OF ST JOHNS PEOPLE
and right in front of us was this station IN THE LIGHT that was this pole of 8 PLASTIC BAGS of liquid that suspiciously looked like blood and there was NO ONE there, not even a vampire and they all started screaming and screaming,
and this time i was like omg omg omg why are they screaming when it was not even scary and it was LIGHTED,
oh well then at the corner at the gym mirror was a cordoned off area and there was a lot of paint and masks on the floor and we had to cross that place to get our clues,
and JieMin and another ghost was there scaring us ):
they made me sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Stars
and JieMin was really scary,
she was so AGRESSIVE and she shone a light at the mirror with words "slut" "die" "si" and asked us if we wrote it :0
we just arrived and we are scared to the core, still got mood to write those stuff ):
we just grabbed the clues and ran the hell out cause JieMin was running after us and screaming stuff at us
scary ):

then it was the THREE CHARITY CLUE that made us look into every sec three classroom for clues/ghosts
it was so freaky, i mean which person in the right mind would hide in the classrooms to scare the hell out of us ):
we were like looking around when we hallucinated that there were people at the ominously dark section of the sec three classrooms and it started to rain and we saw this chalk writing on the floor
"YOUR TIME IS UP"
okay and then Weiqing popped around the corner and scared us,
then jocelyn/shanna/claire called and we had to go back cause it was raining,
so we dint finish the entire night trail
which i dont know whether its a good or bad thing ):

movie marathon-200 pounds beauty :D
i think that show was really touching,
and i kept asking sharon for spoilers cause she watched it before and she was so bored ):
tricia and sharon kept koping my monkey head pillow which was so soft :D
thankew buns for sharing with us your vinegar and salt chips, it was very...stinging :D
okay so after that i was dead beat and i talked cock for a little while before knocking out cause we had to wake up at SEVEN ):
and we slept at 2AM
and halfway through i woke up to pee and found out that my HF stopped :D
the MPR1 was cold shit,
and the uncle came at night to tell us to off the aircon if not the aircon would pop,
annoying.

shuqinglee was flopping herself on me lah :D
i felt like a worm in my sleepingbag
shuqinglee felt like a bolster,
she smells like it too :D

second day was really all fun and reflection time,
we played spacejump,
cat and mouse,
potato,
and i was never the blood potato
and i got killed with the first person i met,
and stephanie was really scary okay
i suspected that she was the bloodpotato :D
but i got killed by her.

i swear NEVER TO BRING A LUGGAGE FOR CAMP EVER AGAIN,
it was hell INCONVENIENT to lug it in the mrt/bus/some shit pavement that makes your luggage rattle and everyone stare at you
no wonder luggages are only MEANT for airports,
cause they dont have stairs, they have CONVEYOR BELTS/ESCLATORS
roar and i was a !@#$%-ing laughing stock ):

okay whatever fine so i went home and i slept from 8pm-12pm in the afternoon.

OMG I CANT WAIT FOR NEXT YEAR'S CAMP, THIS WAS OMGINGLY FUN AND GREAT
AND I WANT TO PLAN FOR NIGHT TRAIL.

p.s WHAT THE FUCK LEE SHU QING YOU LEFT YOUR BAG OF WET CLOTHES IN MPR1 GERALDINE THREW EVERYTHING AWAY EXCEPT YOUR LD TEE SO NOW WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, THEY THREW THE WHOLE BAG AWAY!

okay screw ):

;JOLYNEEEE!.
2:14 PM