Wednesday, November 28, 2007
COWSHIT.
I OWE MEL $40 BUCKS NOW THAT I'M GOING CHALET
SHUQING I OWE YOU HSM STICKERS I KNOW THAT :l
OWING PEOPLE/BEING BROKE IS A COMPLETE SHIT SITUATION TOO BE IN.
okay lets go back to amkhubrecyclingday.
i swear (no wait i cant swear whatever) that i am NEVER EVER FOREVER going to look like a complete fool wearing the SAVE MAMA EARTH board and walking and stoning around trying to convey the love for our mother earth and get kids to laugh and point to their mummies and getting adults to give you fuckfaces when you burn under the freaking hot sun with the sandwich boards with string tied 'round your neck feeling like a hotdog that just got fried the hell out when you try to work your burned mouths to
manage to give a save the earth,
please (assholes) and they just stare at you with this fuck the damned off pighole face when you
nicely tell them in a
nice way to stop killing the hell of the earth and trash your CFCS cause of you dont i hope you'll just get sucked into the ozone and get burned to death HAHA and i'm gonna get aerosol cans to kill the shiteater outta you thats what im gonna do so piss your -insert word of choice- off.
cant help saying fuck.
okay but you performers dint screw it up completely, just cant hear you all from outside the tent.
so screw after that my pissed off mum decided to piss her pissed off daughter even more by giving her even pissed off daugther 10 bucks and ordering her to use a measly shitty 5 bucks for lunch + bubbletea (now mel dont get any ideas about bubbleteastraws) so anyway her even got pissed off daughter's ezlink giro got completely screwed up and thus pissing her off more by buying a STANDARD TICKET to amkhub to get more pissed off cause with a complete shit 10 dollars cant get her by lunch+bubbletea+2standardtickets and cause her daughter still owes people 40bucks+hsmcards she conveniently decides not to give her money for chalet/money and generously concluded that because of the love of her daughter's welfare, sees that watching Enchanted is not going to be a very educational activity than watching National Geographic, should not harm her very educated mind from watching fairytales like Enchanted decides that she instead should go to AMKLIBRARY to read and catch up with the LATEST books, pissing the anger up to her already in a very murderous mood daughter. okay so the daughter (wow) relented and managed to persuade yorklyn to go with her to the AMKLIBRARY to the PISSYNESS of yorklyn and the subject in question. However due to the -insert vulgarity of choice- inconvenient distance of the LIBRARY to the place currently yorklyn and the subject of question is, yorklyn decides and persuaded the person in question to linger around AMKHUB for a WHILE before going to the library. However, the mother of the person in question called after forever (okay its 2 hours), apparently VERY pissed off which is SUPPOSED to be the opposite, demands her daughter to go to amklibrary "IMMEDIATELY" "NOW" "ON THE SPOT" to meet her. the person in question, having ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA where the -insert another vulgarity of choice- hell is AMKLIBRARY, having pointed out in line 16, is at a "very inconvenient distance", so asked yorklyn, with great reluctance to walk under the burning sun, complied. So there goes the story of two burning/pissedoff people walking to the library. So after millions of years under the sun, we reached the library -the excitement shown is likable to the final conquest of Mount Everest- in which yorklyn went off for a icecream and the person in question trudged off to her mum. the person in question's mum is apparently eating onion rings with the brother and b****ing about the -again see line 16- "inconvenient" location of the library. ranting it all out at the -insert negative adverb- person of question, her mom made her borrow all sorts of educational and enriching books. eg,
How Did It Happen? The Great Depression
Witness to Inportant Events-World War II
Building Series-Titanic (NOT THE STORY, THE MAKING)
What A Week To Risk It All
Killer Hair
Hostile Makeover
Sweet 16
Meg Cabot's The Princess Present
Jaws
(alright, Jaws was the best)
-continued- for her daughter to devulge herself with the WORLD OF LIBRARY BOOKS.
bloody hell, there's nothing left to say.
*this is pretty unecessary, but one of my early christmas presents from an uncle in Australia is a Pirates Of The Caribbean-At Worlds End DVD.
that goes on the cycle of jackdavenport/jamesnorrington.
HE'S HOT.
;JOLYNEEEE!.
12:22 PM