Wednesday, October 03, 2007
end of eoys :]
my dad dint wake me up today.
i was sleeping.
then the phone rang and my maid stuffed the phone to my ear.
"JOLYNE! DO YOU KNOW NOW IS 9.30 ALREADY?!!?!!?!"
"huh. what 9.30, still early mah, i thought you at facial."
"WHAT FACIAL?! TODAY IS WEDNESDAY LAH!"
"w-e-d-n-e-s-d-a-y. YOU MEAN WEDNESDAY?! SCHOOL DAY?!"
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!??! YOU GET OUT OF BED NOW AND GO TO SCHOOL!"
"huh, daddy not fetching ah."
"WHAT DADDY WHAT FETCHING?! IN YOUR DREAMS LAH! DADDY WENT TO WORK HOURS AGO."
i jumped out of bed.
"#$%^&*(#$%^&*)(*&^%$#@!#$%^&* FUCK! [just kidding]"
then i slammed the phone down and in 1 minute flat, i bathed and ran out of the house.
MOTHERHEN.
asshole,
then i took 1 hour to mrt to yiochukang and wasted five bucks taking a taxi to school,
all in time when recess ended.
i raced [futilely] to the specstand with my bag hopping from the sling.
"sorry ms lim, i thought today was saturday and i FORGOT to come to school today."
i swear that she gave me a motherhenface.
I AM GOING TO INVEST IN A NEW ALARM CLOCK.
hopefully something that sprays shit in my face within 1/4 of a second it bloody rings.
oh, tuesday.
dots.
tuesday was okay.
ld was not.
i think i was possessed or what.
i actually told adrian wong that
"mr adrian, you know what, i really miss you."
then he gave me this shocked face and started inching away EVEN THOUGH I AM HELL 4metres away from him.
another brainless remark.
"mr adrian, ld camp stay in school ah. wah lao eh, school very UNCONDUCIVE. can we just book a hotel?"
then he gave me this fuckface and i immediately realised that i said a horrendously wrong and suggestive sentence.
Omg, dies.
then some brainless asshole told that to melissa wong and [obviously] was damn pissed at me and started ranting on what a fucking asshole i was until ness came along to go to my house then i found refuge in her.
phew.
I WAS PMSING THAT DAY LAH, I DINT MEAN THAT CAN.
LIN JIAN IS THE SICKEST AND HORNIEST PERSON EVER :l
;JOLYNEEEE!.
5:17 PM
