Friday, September 28, 2007
today was an interesting day.
for starters,
assembly was omgingly funny gum.
sharon came up to me randomly and started-
"i realised why chan always never wear jeans on friday"
"why?"
"cause ah, look around, all the teachers are like wearing jeans cause its dress down day"
"yeah,why?"
"i realised that chan never ever wear jeans cause reason 1, she cant afford jeans, reason 2 she cant fit into jeans"
"haaahhaaaha, thats funny. yeah, reason 3 is cause jeans JUST CANT FLATTER HER LEGS. can you see ms rockey, see, she wear jeans so flattering"
"wa lao. ms rockey's legs are already nice and thin [slender]"
"yah hor, but yeah, i personally think teachers wear jeans flatter their legs a lot"
then megan the evil hamster comes along and we tell her the convo.
megan-
"omglol, i tell you ah, the REAL REASON is cause AS YOU CAN SEE, chan would most probably buy childrens' cut jeans and of course childrens' cut jeans are like full of barbie and power puff girls, so she try to cut it away, but unfortunately its still too long, so she gave up"
sharon and i were rolling around in balls of laughter :D
that was omgingly funny stuff coming out from megan pang the evil hamster.
oh, then seth tan came in for history in jeans and we all took back every thing we said about leg flattering.
OMFGWTHFACK.
history was UNBELIEVEABLY unhorny and unsick.
we were MADE TO DO WORKBOOK.
OMGLOL.
that sucked, considering that seth tan was usually sick and loves to talk cock and we are [surprisingly] used to it ]:
today is a total washout without moibra, adrian and seth talking sick.
RAH.
i brought my soba to school for a picnic during history.
then i realised that moibra dint come,
so i pulled in andrea, jeanette, martha, melissa wong sin hui, hi larry, colleen and megan for a sevensome.
[omg yes, sevensome]
definition of sevensome= doing a activity in sevens.
example of a use of sevensome= we had a sevensome eating soba during history.
then andrea the big mouth went;
'MR TAN, CAN WE EAT SOBA NOW?"
"AH? WHAT SOBA." [omg that was funny]
"CAN WE JUST EAT NOW CAUSE WE HAVE CHINESE AT NINE O CLOCK?"
"YAH." [NO SICK FACE]
then i whipped out my chopsticks and melissa and i started sucking soba in.
then andrea wanted soba,
then hi larry,
then colleen,
then jeanette,
then martha [omg, she sucked the soba INFRONT OF seth.]
then megan.
sharon was giving us this envious face,
i love you sharon.
FACKUAH.
okay, then for chinese we received our sihan papers back,
oh well, i got a 11/20 for the test,
and it was a seriously great improvement,
concidering that the last time i got a 4,
and luolaoshi was praising me on how great an improvement i got this term.
and i did a one page plus one line si han,
and i dint write the ending.
omglol, i love chinese <3
then during recess, amandapanty was so pissed at me for not leaving her some soba cause she came late,
i still love you like crazy (:
(sucker)
then she rushed back to suck up some few strands of rubberband soba :D
i screwed up kicks for soccer :l
asshole ]:
[anticlimax]
i told ms rockey that her jeans flatter her legs.
OMGYESHOORAYYAYSCREAMFUNLAUGHTER,
ADRIAN DINT COME FOR DRAMA.
"he has an IMPORTANT NIE EXAM"
quotes melissa wong.
WE UNSCREWED OUR DRAMA SCENE.
(ooh, they roll off their coats and leave the squares behind, and they shake it shake it shake it like their loosing their minds, you'ld never see them frown cause they are the nicest kids in town)
LEESHUQINGBOOB I AM GOING TO KISS YOU ON MONDAY,
YOU POSTED PICTURES THAT ARE WORSE THAN YOUR NAKED BABY PHOTOS.
YOU POSTED ME BEING SUPER UNGLAM AND CANDID.
NOT.
FACKUAH.
WA LAO EH! THAT IS SO NOT A COMIC STRIP.
[STRIPPER.]
I HATE YOU BOOBQING,
SO I AM GOING TO KISS YOU ON MONDAY.
;JOLYNEEEE!.
5:32 PM
