Monday, September 24, 2007
it all started with an innocent tag.
a fractin of a second later,
"your porn surfing activity has been traced! click on -this link- to retrieve information on pornographic activity and illegal websites you have visited!"
wtflolmao!
I NEVER VISIT PORNOGRAPHIC WEBSITES LAH.
sucker :l
today's geog test was so damn screwed.
i screwed that up by NOT doing 1 2m question,
while i was decorating my waterfall diagram.
diagram.
i was poke poking the table to INDICATE thats LESS RESISTANT ROCK and drawing swishing water effects with additional splashes.
okay, i know now that DIAGRAM dosent include decorating the waterfall like some da vinci INSPIRATIONAL AND CALMING EFFECT POSTER.
that was so upsetting,
since i burnt 10 hours studying geog and history on sunday :l
and 10 minutes post it-ing and pasting the mountain ranges and oceans/seas/gulfs on my JIZJAW PUZZLE world map,
then i showed it to miss lee,
she she became all excited and starting commenting how cute was it and showing the entire humanities department,
then mr geraint wong came to peep at it and say
"wow, cute map"
laugh out loud.
on a funny note,
moira loh the dumb ass mistook mediterranean sea as caribbean sea.
she was fretting on what the hell was the damn mediterranean/caribbean sea
then se remembered ME HER SAVIOR saying something about a sea with two Rs in the word,
then she looked at me for inspiration [<3]
what the hell :l
then MOIRA CLAIMED THAT SHE HEARD SOME RANDOM PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN THEME SONG IN HER DUMB HEAD AND WENT
"OOH! IT MUST BE CARIBBEAN SEA!"
and she got it wrong.
then she was bitching on how she thought the theme song was a INSPIRATIONAL SOUND FROM GOD.
moira loh, i sell you "theme songs of god" you want?
:D
today we had history tuition.
martha ching was cursing every second with "mah de"s and her middle finger,
until she kana
"martha, why are you cursing with your name?"
then she went mah de again and shut up lah!
wa lao.
oh, chinchow/sperm juice leaked on the table,
a whole colony of them escaping.
SPERM CATCHER SHUBOOB TO THE RESCUE :]
she whipped out her pad and flung it to chantel the girl with no brains (:
then chantel PAK PAK PAK opened the pad with much gusto (but forgot to remove the wings. idiot] and slapped it in the middle of the sperm leaking juice.
then the pad started its magic and soaked up every drop of the sperm and the juice.
well, not all lah. MOST.
then mel the girl with her brains in her ass started WIPING THE PAD ALL IN FULL VIEW OF OUR TEACHER LIKE SOME KOPITIAM AUNTIE AND SWIPED IT INTO THE AIR.
ouch.
then parading the pad in one hand, she strutted towards the bin and threw it into the heavy flow pad box bin.
LEAKY.
;JOLYNEEEE!.
5:54 PM
