Wednesday, September 12, 2007

I DONT LIKE ZAC EFRON ANYMORE.

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on a random note,

we had,

double d.

i tell you ah, D.D has super super big Bs.
she wears super skimpy and revealing and has seriously FAKE Bs,
its like she buy a maximiser, not enough padding, stuff NICENICE
tissue,
cotton wool,
loo rolls,
newspaper,
softtoys,

into the maximiser, and then squeeze them all together like a bun,
and finally squeeze them tight to create this high cleavage,
and topped up with a super low cut dress that can (hopefully) cover her tummy,
enhance her Bs, give that desired bulge/curve,
think voluptious (sp!).

wow.

i was paying attention to her the whole lesson,
and erina/sharon/christine/joanna thought that i am looking at her Bs,

sicko (:

and yeah, we saw through it yeah,
she is pregnant,

"omg, she is damn pregnant" -SICK jeanette :]

descriptive.

yeah, and hillary/martha/moira/shuqing/chantel/jolyne/andrea/amanda were making suitable names,

botox
triple E
B.B
big B big tummy
fake Bs

and we settled on

double d.

this is the funniest shit ever.

(staffroom)

Jolyne-EH MR ADRIAN, YOU KNOW WHO IS OUR _____ TEACHER?
Adrian-*excited* WHO?
Jolyne-she is _____ and ah, she dresses super SKIMPILY AND SLEAZILY AND ETC.
Adrian-Walao! so horny and gossipy! (that was HELL loud)
Jolyne-SHHHH, we in STAFFROOM, cannot REVEAL TO MUCH STUFF! we gossip RAG mah!
Adrian-*giggle* (omg.) [mouth] MS C!
Jolyne-AYIA, SHHH, talk SOFTER, anyway, you know WHAT is her NICKNAME?
Adrian-*super excited* QUICK! i am SO BUSY! (like real)
Jolyne-double d.
Adrian-*LAUGH LIKE SIAO ZHA BOH* WHAT THE! DOUBLE D? (oh,damn him)
Jolyne-SHHH SHHH SHHH YOU WANT ME TO DIE TELLING YOU THIS?!
[LAUGH AND LAUGH]
Jolyne-eh, actually its NOT THAT BAD LEH. D.D is like DEEDEE, RATHER ATTRACTIVE NAME HUH?
Adrian-WALAO!
Jolyne-then what, TRIPLE E is it? D.D also like THE D24 DURIAN, POKE POKE!
Adrian-*continue laughing like even siaoer siao zha boh* AYIA, -giggle- DONT BE SO MEAN!


go and die.

;JOLYNEEEE!.
6:34 PM

JOOOOO.
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