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Saturday, June 07, 2008

Relink; www.freewebs.com/iamrefined

;JOLYNEEEE!.
4:37 PM

Thursday, June 05, 2008

the robot and I's random shit

...
starky says:
y'all must be jealous of my starky
-- MELLY says: jubilate V is the love. <3 It's over, post jubilate depression says:
tony is a weird name
-- MELLY says: jubilate V is the love. <3 It's over, post jubilate depression says:
Tony reminds me of a shark
starky says:
you're in denial freak! tony is so much better
-- MELLY says: jubilate V is the love. <3 It's over, post jubilate depression says:
or something.
-- MELLY says: jubilate V is the love. <3 It's over, post jubilate depression says:
no?
-- MELLY says: jubilate V is the love. <3 It's over, post jubilate depression says:
Seriously
starky says:
ooooh i love sharks.
starky says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
starky says:
i hate you omg
-- MELLY says: jubilate V is the love. <3 It's over, post jubilate depression says:
yay I’m free from the Jolyne World
starky says:
YOU'LL BE BEGGING TO GO BACK INTO FANTASY LAND
-- MELLY says: jubilate V is the love. <3 It's over, post jubilate depression says:
EW NO OMG.
starky says:
oh and to blackmail you I’m saving this convo hee hee
-- MELLY says: jubilate V is the love. <3 It's over, post jubilate depression says:
hope your mom sees it >:/
starky says:
I hate you freak.
-- MELLY says: jubilate V is the love. <3 It's over, post jubilate depression says:
STILL DARE SAVE?
starky says:
oooh i am saving~
starky says:
(sings)
-- MELLY says: jubilate V is the love. <3 It's over, post jubilate depression says:
glass breaks and shatters
-- MELLY says: jubilate V is the love. <3 It's over, post jubilate depression says:
jolyne's mom: "JOLYNE TAN LI MIN! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I WARN YOU? DON'T SING! YOU SEE LAH! ALL THE GLASS PING PIONG ALL AROUND, MAKE THE HOME SO DIRTY
-- MELLY says: jubilate V is the love. <3 It's over, post jubilate depression says:
and then when she's fuming, she opens to see our convo
-- MELLY says: jubilate V is the love. <3 It's over, post jubilate depression says:
and she'll be even more pissed at you
-- MELLY says: jubilate V is the love. <3 It's over, post jubilate depression says:
I' laugh
-- MELLY says: jubilate V is the love. <3 It's over, post jubilate depression says:
at you
starky says:
starky: its not her fault, MOM IN LAW , in actual fact, its her ZHU PENG GOU YOU, melissa chua who said such UNTRUTH!
-- MELLY says: jubilate V is the love. <3 It's over, post jubilate depression says:
your mom will faint
starky says:
…cause starky is too handsome

SHE WAS SPEECHLESS.

i get the final say hahahahahhahaha freak :D

;JOLYNEEEE!.
1:59 PM

Photos from eons ago.

Molesbian Day Out

Manda, Moira and I, LifeScienceCentre day

Robot and I

sentosa floweeeeeeers

starky :D

molesbian day out

ewwwwww :D

siew mai (HAHAHAHHA HILLARY) and i, cca open house

cathleen!, cca open house

one of the freak's 23456987654321234567876543 unglam shots, and hillary's just trying to make the picture look normal ooh.

oh oh oh and some random quiz site that i went to said that i am going to take over haiti with the help of the teenage mutant ninja turtles. WTH! not to mention MY obituary will say

"screaming in a speeding car, Jolyne died before telling anyone where they buried their treasure...Jolyne will be greatly missed by Prince Charles"

my business card...

"JOLYNE will teach you to run around the world screaming that the world is going to end"

on what effect Jolyne would have on people...

"Jolyne Pills...WILL CAUSE SEVERE HORNINESS"

and i will go to jail cause i was mistaken for a serial killer because of my habit of wringing your hands in the air and yelling "KILL THEM ALL"

WTF WEIRD SHIT.

i strongly suspect some kind of conspiracy against the Jolynes okay!

okay i hate elton for life.

;JOLYNEEEE!.
10:37 AM

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

my mom is the weirdest person i know..she went to lock up the computer for the weekdays so i cant blog/msn/upload videos and the shit. but then it dint actually dawn on her that without the com i cant even do my damn holiday homework (okay so that was an excuse). so after fruitless attempts to hack into the computer i gave up and rang up my mom. okay so here's the living proof of my mom's smartness (YEAH RIGHT)

...

I:
er mom did you lock the computer, i cant seem to get into it.

Mom:
YES SO I DID. you go do your holiday homework, no fun and games for weekdays

gee thats swell

I:
smart move, mom. did i tell you that holiday homework is mostly EDULEARN and anyway i have to do research on the net for geog?! that's why i need the computer for my holiday homework!!

Mom:
OH? too bad you go find other things to do today. or do other holiday homework!

I:
HOLIDAY HOMEWORK IS ALL ON THE NET. asknlearn, mom.

Mom:
okay fine i shall tell you WHEN I COMT BACK. so now you go learn your french

I:
I'M ALREADY DOING THAT.

Mom:
okay i want to see two chapters done when i get back.

?!

so i was an alien yesterday moonwalking around the house finding stuff to do.
so i was too old for monopoly and UNO and there was no good food around. i tried watching Material Girls and the DVD player just decided to die on me yesterday and it played BLACK AND WHITE. i got fed up 2 minutes into the movie and slammed the thing. i tried to do a facial mask and attempted to doze off. the facial mask was tickling me so i ripped it off after half and hour of stoning on the bed. i rang up mel and couldent find anything to talk about. so i did the impossible. i tried to watch HSM on my Zen. (hee hee) couldent stand "The Start Of Something New" and my Zen's battery died on me. so tried reading VBTS. boring factor was too high...

OKAY SO IN THE END I MADE MYSELF STUDY FRENCH FOR THE WHOLE DAY.

...and finished two chapters.

i feel so accomplished :D

have to continue today though.

SHALL FIND SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE TO POST WHEN I THINK OF IT.

;JOLYNEEEE!.
11:17 AM

Sunday, June 01, 2008

Jubilate,

Nothing much for Thursday and Friday, 'cept that we went for science THINK competition @ TJC for both days and we got champion :D

I was seriously surprised cus you know you know I dint know about the comp until the day before and esther and I just trekked there without knowing what to do and then we met this really fantastic bunch of smart people, like kick my ass :D and we had do all those sciency stuff and there we ended up getting champion :D

Alright for us biochemists we had to do some enzyme thing and then find out why it happened.

So we sat around computers for 5 hours killing braincells trying to figure out heterogeneous catalysts :l

So in the end we were so cool we froze the judges' pants and we were 2^nd top performing to get into the grand finals :D

Oh the buzzer round was priceless, if we buzzed and got the answer correct we'll get 8 points, but if it was wrong we minused 4 points, and it was absolutely hilarious seeing schools buzzing 2 seconds into the question AND getting it ridiculously wrong >:]

That's why we dint minus any marks, man :D

SO WE WERE SMART AND WE WON :D

Although I am still surprised cus I never knew science was my thing,

ALRIGHT CHONG, I'M PROVEN SMART :D

So life with it heh!

OH ERINA/ANGELIQUE, THANKS FOR INVITING ME TO YOUR PARTY AT SENTOSA :D it was great fun manzhzhshzhzhzhzh.

Okay Jubilate.

Rushed around with cabby, yorky and Claudia :D

Bought tons of flowers and a bouquet and lugged it all to cabby's house and ended up helping yorklyn trim off all the thorns and wrapping them up

Then we changed and preened and watched tv. That was BEFORE we realised we were running super late 'right.

So we rushed to yorklyn's house and they were switching heels all over again :O

Alright! So we clutched those flowers and made ourselves look like idiots waiting for the bus and scrambling up the mrt with all those cheekopeks staring at idiots like yorklyn who wore like she was going for some wedding :D

Cabbed to RP and erina was our #1 fan, rushing out with her (handphone)camera and snapping her life away.

:l not as if we needed fans (like erina) hounding us like that when we were clicking clacking our way into the performing hall okay!

TO ALL YOU FREAKS OUT THERE, MY DRESS IS THE DECENTEST THING EVER OKAY!

So its NOT

"omg omg omg sooooooooo skimpy!"

"OH.MY.GOSH!!!!"

"I seriously seriously cannot believe you wore this dress"

"whaaaat are YOU wearing?!"

"I have never seen this type of dress EVER in my life"

Alright so we settled down by 7.15 at a lousy side seat and it began :D

It was already so good before the interval omg :D

CO was a good opener, and saw xinling strumming away from the side

LD, dance, guzheng was goooooooood, and yorklyn was paedophiling away at this primary dancer…

Were screaming away throughout the whole interval and gave mel her flowers <3

Then band, huahui, SO and choir was before finale!

SPOTTED ANGELIQUE DRUMMING AND LAISUM TRUMPETING…or how do you call it!

Huahui was entertaining! Mel spoke like a robot, walked like a robot, looked like a robot :D

HOPE I CAN BE SOME SOLDIER FOR LD NEXT YEAR OMGGGGGG so exciting!

Oh and saw jiamin, Hannah, Heidi and a few of my chinese classmates for SO cooooooolz.

ERINA WAS TRYING TO BE HIDDEN BY THIS TALL CHOIR GIRL OKAY. But her NEWLY CUT fringe gave her away real bad HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Spotted jeanette too, and for finale dance I was absolutely laughing my head off looking at angelique and her dancing :D

I REALLY WANT TO GO FOR GALA TO RECORD THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA SONGGGGGG.

GERARD SANG IN THAT!

Oh well.

;JOLYNEEEE!.
12:16 PM

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Haven't touched the computer in 7 days.

THAT'S WHY I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME

Oh that's cause my mom went to lock the computer for the billionth time and now she cant remember the password and she's blaming me for costing her $80 bucks for getting acer to renew her password.

>:] lets see whether she will want to lock anything up AND forget the password

So now I am reduced to using my pop's com in the car.

THANKS MOM!

Okay random ranting shit, here's the real stuff :D

Okay so I just talked to myself for 3 days + getting scolded by Benjamin and bored my days away in a retreat that dint feel like a retreat AKA genting.

I swear I am never going to step up there ever again.

Oh and I vomited my RM 18 breakfast out on the coach when it was rattling down the damn slope.

MUST WELL DON'T EAT RIGHT.

Was so bored stiff trekking through the 80 shops that I was watching movies throughout the whole 4 days.

Movie ticks were cheap shit there omg, and they even give free biscuits for us to chomp in the theatre.

So considerate of them:D unlike singapore's overpriced tickets and even more overpriced/inflated popcorn prices :l

Alright so I watched Iron Man 3 times and Speed Racer once…my mom slept through speed racer

Omg iron man better have a trilogy omg omg omg so Robert Downey Jr can still stay as iron man :D

He was dsfjdshfgidsahfkdnaskfchdsf! hot as tony starkkkkkkk <3

(I have TONY STARK hennaed on my legs :D)

OH AND ROBERT DOWNEYHONEYBUNNY WAS ON AMERICAN IDOL'S FINALS OMG HYPERVENTILATES

Tag replies;

Esther; LOL :D yeah getting a bunch of nerves from the competition!

Chai; NO HE DOESENT! LETS SEE WHETHER ORLANDO WILL STILL LOOK AS GOOD AS JACK WHEN HE GETS TO HIS AGE :D

Christine; thanks a bunch (: haha yeah its sure getting better man :D skittles are nicer! :D

Marie; OH? You mean the noble prize with those lousy grammar that you scribbled on your CRUNCHY POPS corkflake box? Yeah that's FAAAAAAAKE, live with it :D

Erina; GOOD TASTE ABOUT THE LOOKS OK PART, no to the infuriating me tactics :D

Okay I shall edit/

;JOLYNEEEE!.
8:37 AM

Sunday, May 18, 2008

hyped up by happenings all over/

you know i realised that the world is made really odd. you get headlines about completely different things all around the year. seriously, if you catch the news you should be really shocked by asia's twin tragedies IN ASIA itself. yet although those catastrophes are just a few hours plane rides from singapore we do not actually suffer what they suffer. okay, i admit singaporeans are pretty generous in giving thousands to all those people but do we actually go down there to volunteer and help them. we are actually not practicing you qian chu qian you li chu li (WOW CHINESE)that saying. everything is circled around okay since i have no time i shall be nice by giving money. i am not saying it is not nice but you know reading from the news we actually dont know where the dough goes. esp with all the corruption by those bastards all around who apparently think their own wallets are more important than this great humanitarian crisis going on in THEIR OWN COUNTRY. this is just so mean, its like you are the frigging government of your own country but not only you are not doing enough for your own people suffering right there you are actually depriving them of the need that is supposed to be given to them. no wonder there's protests and all that. i just feel soooooo bad for them that they have to spend their lives living in a place where they do not get cared by their own government. makes me respect our lee kuan yew even more. you wont actually see a single percent of corruption written on him. he actually lived that long to bring our little red dot to great heights and you can actually see he loves all of us singaporeans. i just feel SO honoured to be a singaporean.

going back to the myanmar crisis i shall give them my sympathy right here. like they can see but still i cried reading the news alright! cause i was mass reading all the days newspaper that i missed during the weekdays. old news, but to see all the devastation pictures plastered on the front page pulled my heartstrings okay..so i just cried there and then praying for god to help them pull through this really hard period of their lifes while they had to count on each other to survive WHILE their junta soldiers took their time to crawl to their aid. whoa its just so saddening seeing their plight AND NOT BEING ABLE TO DO ANYTHING other than pouring in those notes.

i am starting to sound like cnn.

okay but okay junta, this is my blog and i am just expressing MY opinion about the quakes. not rattling about you or anything cause i have better things to do so this had better not make me State Enemy Number 1 or something and get me hunted down and get sued or anything.

alright back to the point. meanwhile across the world there's the 2008 May's Cannes Film Festival. practically every movie made is going to trash Cannes in First Class Cabins Air Frances with the whole posse. together with critics, journalists and whatnot chasing their tails all around. which means all the really great stuff from the history of cinema is going to congregate there :D those really great directed big-budget movies and the academy awardees..which means Gerard's probably going to glam the whole event with his presence manzhshzhzhzhh!

although i will not believe it when he hooks up with cameron >:/

WHICH HE PROBABLY WILL.

moving on! John Taylor Hammons from muskogee's elected mayor is just so cute :D
he's on the news, and he is EIGHTEEEN.

I SHALL POST PICTURES FROM THE NEWSPAPER OF HIM WHEN I CAN FINALLY GET THIS USB TO ACCEPT MY PHONE CARD.

;JOLYNEEEE!.
2:43 PM

Saturday, May 17, 2008

/just read weiqing's blog and this actually made me think;

i hope i got her permission to quote :D

'I was in Primary Three, and at that time, I had like random groups of friends I hang out with. I was with this group I sort of classify as the "hang out but not close friends" group when they started ganging up and teasing me, probably because I was one of the few that could handle insults/teasings without bearing a grudge or getting pissed or whatever. Like I'm some pushover or something.

It got so bad I was almost on the verge of tears, even though they were obviously playing around. What really got to me is this utter sense of helplessness and humiliation when NO ONE, and I mean NO ONE, in the group attempted to stand up for me. If I had started crying there and then, it would be way worst than it already was. So I actually laughed along with them.

And then somone put a Ferrero Rocher on my head. I was seriously very very hurt. I pretended to need to pee, and I hid in the toilet and cried until they left. Not one of them asked me what was wrong. Not one of them suspected I was upset about whatever shit they were doing.

I think ever since then I have this morbid deja vu when something like this happens (ganging up and starting to become all offensive) I know this sounds damn cheesy and emo, but you just really get this feeling like even though you have a considerable amount of friends, at that very moment you feel so... alone and helpless. There's really literally no one for you in this world."

Weiqing, maybe this will make you feel better, cause this actually mirrors me.

not pointing out names or whatever, but i actually feel like that.
i'm still thankful for those true friends for even respecting them so i guess i should feel blessed anyoldhow.

(weiqing tell me if you want this post removed okay? i'll gladly do so cause though i am blogging for my own sake its not going to be a very good memory)

;JOLYNEEEE!.
11:52 AM